Diary of a Loser: Attacked
I was attacked this week. Assaulted, really. And the perpetrators were only about an inch and a half in diameter. But there were a lot of them and they beat me into submission. Really.
Can you guess what I was attacked by?
Come on . . . give it a try.
You can do it!
Alright, alright . . . I will just tell you: Girl Scout Cookies.
Yes, those horribly fattening and addictive cookies that cute girls in uniform like my sister peddle to unsuspecting people. Fortunately the (first) box is almost gone and I have no intention of opening the second. At all. Let my husband deal with that while I am away on business.
But seriously, couldn’t the Girl Scouts find something a little healthier to drive? I know their cookies are tradition, but how about some low-fat, high-protein GORP? Wouldn’t that be a refreshing change? Or hey! How about something good for you and refreshing like an all natural, nothing funky added fruit water-type drink?
Couldn’t they peddle that for us healthy folk instead?!?




I so agree! The same thing happened to me this weekend. Maybe they could come up with a cracker?? Yeah, sure.